Monday, February 14, 2011

Les Patineurs

What's cuter than Japanese kids?

Japanese kids skating!

A Sunday afternoon at Yokohama's open-air rink, starring a few overprotective parents and their appendages.

See? You don't need to be actually touching that filthy germy ice to get the full experience. It's a biological hazard.


I'm not your god damned accessory, mother


Never leave a man behind.


Laugh now, but you'll all be wearing braces come Fall/Winter '12.


Nice girls don't get the corner office. Let's take her down.


You promised you wouldn't let go!


The "I didn't fall, I'm just prepping for a handstand" pose. We've all been there.


Hey Tiffany, let's totally get lattes and bitch about our tennis instructors after, m'kay?


Little Tarquin simply adores coming out on the ice, when he's not studying Swahili and needs a break from his fencing lessons.


When I'm cleaning windows...


It's no good. We're going to have to amputate. But think of the money you'll save on shoes.


One does not tie one's own skates.


The Bunny Knot can be taxing from this angle.


This is giving me the worst helmet hair.


Left together, right together, FOCUS, aaaaand Blades of Glory!


I can sit here ALL day.


Outta my way, amateur!


Muh ha ha, little does she know about that patch of salt ahead...